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A digital pillow fort

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Nothing wins the internet! It’s a forever-game where we all perpetually lose.

quick bread assuming you have a stand mixer

I’ve been making break every week for a few months now. Here is what has become my go-to method for doing so.

Ingredients

  • 4c warm water
  • 3c flour
  • 1.5 - 2c whole flour
  • 1c rolled oats
  • 1tbl spoon instant yeast
  • 1/2tbl spoon salt
  • 2tbl spoon honey

Method

  • Activate yeast in 4c warm water
  • Once the yeast is active, add flours, oats, salt and honey. Combine
  • Put everything into a stand mixer and allow to mix for 20 minutes, the dough will be very wet
  • After the dough has been mixed, pour into a large, lidded container and allow to rise for 2 hours
  • Every 15 to 20 minutes during the rise give it a 4 edge fold (where you fold the edges of the dough gently on top of itself)
  • After the 2 hours have passed, the dough should have about doubled in size
  • Pour dough out onto a well floured surface and split into 2 halves
  • Give each half a 4 edge fold to form a tight, wet, ball
  • Place each half into a smaller container for the final rise — I use low, oblong bowls because I don’t have fancy rising baskets
  • Allow each dough to rise for an hour or so
  • During this final rise pre-heat the oven to 425f/220c
  • While the oven is coming to heat, leave the pans that you’ll bake the bread on in the oven. The goal is to get these pans as close to oven temp as possible before putting dough on them
  • Once the rise is complete and the oven is to heat pull out the hot pans, loosely flour (I usually use a bit of cornmeal) and turn dough out onto the hot pans
  • Place in oven and allow to bake for 15 minutes
  • After 15 minutes rotate breads
  • Allow to bake for an additional 15 minutes (for a total of 30 minutes bake time)
  • After 30 minutes, remove from oven and allow to cool on a rack of some sort
  • After 15 - 20 minutes of cooling the bread is ready to eat!

To spice things up a bit, I often throw in pumpkin kernels. They’re high in protein and lend a nice texture to the bread.

my knigdom for a knish

I’m noodling trying to do weeknotes or a weekly link-log again. It is a bit more work than I may have time for, but I liked the regularity of the ritual — we’ll see what happens!

In the meantime, over the last few weeks I’ve finished a few books! Here are some micro reviews of all the escapist things I’ve been reading to prevent myself from doom scrolling (who am I kidding, I’m still doom scrolling):

Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency, Douglas Adams

Lots of fun! I love Douglas Adams’ pacing. Like the sherbet of books — not too decadent, but a dessert nonetheless. 10/10, good escapist reading.

A Wizard of Earthsea, Ursula K. Le Guin

This was a return for me. I read this book at least 5 times in high school. It was like visiting a place where I once vacationed. Sparrow Hawk > Harry Potter (to be totally honest they don’t even compare…it’s like saying Batman > Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks…both may be rodent adjacent but occupy totally different atmospheres).

The Left Hand of Darkness, Ursula K, Le Guin

I’ve toted this one around for eons without actually having ever read it. I think it is pretty much the most Ursula K. Le Guin-y book I’ve ever read. This is good. When I was done I listened to a BBC audio drama of this, too. It was dreamy and a little hard to follow.

All the Foundation books, Isaac Asimov

So, I went in expecting to read 1 of the Foundation trilogy and ended up reading a giant pile of books — I think 6 — the copy I have is an epub where they’re all smooshed together into 1 giant file. As pure” sci-fi goes, I’m an Asimov-stan. His prose can be a bit mechanical, but…I guess that is a little bit the point. A chrome and positronic future.

Mistborn: The Final Empire, Brandon Sanderson

Total and complete garbage…that I can’t put down. The story and world-building feel more like the intro chapter to a TTRPG companion, but I love to read those, too, so, I’m hard pressed to level any serious complaints here.

Not sure what comes next — maybe another in the Mistborn series, or the next book in the Earthsea series, perhaps? Or…be my boring self and read Villette for the millionth time. Charlotte Brontë, FTW!

No mockery in this world ever sounds to me so hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness. What does such advice mean? Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure. Happiness is a glory shining far down upon us out of Heaven. She is a divine dew which the soul, on certain of its summer mornings, feels dropping upon it from the amaranth bloom and golden fruitage of Paradise.

Squirrel munching some bird seed.

Squirrel squirrel squirrel

In reply to: Is Substack the Media Future We Want?

Just as there is podcast voice”—that inquisitive, staccato bedtime-story cadence—there is Substack tone, a semi-professional quality suited to mass e-mail. Some newsletters convey intimacy, in the language of psychotherapy and self-help, but their style is more polished and structured than that of the looser, rangier blogs of the early two-thousands.

I’ve been oggling forth in a few different flavors for a little over a year now — I’ve never really gotten into one, per se, but I’m interested in forth nonetheless.

Retro has been the forth that I’ve been the most interested in, mostly for its handy documentation, active IRC channel and literate style — this said, I’ve accomplished nothing of note in it.

The tooling around factor is totally gorgeous and got me wicked excited, but it seems to be crumbling. It mostly works under linux, but is missing most of the icing (e.g. the wicked IDE), and recently broke for me on macOS Big Sur.

gForth is the logical place to focus, being the purest” forth…and where I’d like to end up, but I haven’t yet got my brain in the place where I can actually totally grok it, yet and I think I need more libraries than gforth seems to offer.

Last but not least is play-lang, a new arrival on the scene that has got me very interested. Not much to see yet, but I’ve been keeping tabs on its development and am excited to see where it goes. Also, it is using fossil over git!

A little sparrow in a leafless tree.

Sparrow

Starting something new on the smol net!

gemini://space.eli.li

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I have spent months looking for Bucatini, now I know why!

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