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Our neighbor on one side is a parking lot. Never in the history of the universe has their been a parking lot more frequented by folks who don’t understand the intricacies of unlocking cars. Car alarms go off in this parking lot at least a handful of times everyday. It is bonkers. That, or a lot of cars get stolen out of this lot, and instead of reporting the thefts I just shake my fist at the sky and assume operator incompetence.