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To whomever designed my shower faucet,

Why are there exactly 0.2 radial degrees between this is a very cold shower” and face-melting, flesh-boiling, hotter than the sun itself, hell hath no fury like this white-hot jet of pure pain inducing plasma?”

Sincerely,
The recently and frequently burned/frozen

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