My programming language odyssey
While I wouldn’t say I’m wicked adept at any one language, I’ve dipped my toes into many different languages. Here, I try to roughly recreate my programming language journey.
The web. A marvel, a terror. I started here, more out of ease of access than necessity, but was able to get far enough to make a career out of web dev. I should also add SQL to this list.
Elm is something I’d like to dip my toes into.
Want make thingz go brrrr; Common Lisp
I don’t honestly know how I first came to Common Lisp, I think through a blog post, or maybe a cute book. While I don’t use it much these days, I still carry a torch for it in my heart.
Want lovely tooling; SmallTalk
I sort of wish I’d never played with SmallTalk. It broke me. SmallTalk opened my eyes to a really integrated development environment.
Oh snap! Parenthesis are rad!; Clojure
Clojure remains my white whale. On paper it is the perfect language for me:
- lots of parenthesis
- good at web stuff
- fine for game dev
- friendly with emacs
But I’ve never felt cozy in it.
The JVM is hard, but scheme is rad!; a million flavors of scheme and scheme-like languages, (Chicken Gerbil s7 Racket Guile Chibi)
Parentheses baaaby! If I was forced to stick to a single language and never touch another, I’d probably pick a scheme…the question is then which scheme!?
Racket isn’t strictly a “pure” scheme, but who cares and it can be…and has a bananas gigantic library.
Chibi is adorably tiny and the most fully featured R7RS scheme I’ve found.
Chicken has some great docs…and is called “chicken,” I mean, come on!? That is lovely.
I have in recent years become pretty jaded about the state of software and what most software is used for…but I love games, so, Lua is pretty rad for making games. Lua is also a really great teaching/learning language.
But I missing the parenthesis; Fennel
Yeah, but what if Lua was a lisp-like language?
I’ve found that many programming languages are made or broken by their community. Fennel has one of the friendliest, most supportive communities I’ve ever witnessed in a programming language.
This is neat, but what if I wanted weirder?; Janet
Janet would be another contender for a forever language — it is weird, sort of a Clojure clone, sort of a Lisp, but totally its own thing at the same time. It is tiny, portable, and fits into similar spaces that C does…but also not really. Janet is a beast utterly of its own…also the name of my grandma.
Alright, this was probably me going off the deep end…
I adore languages that I can hold entirely in my head. A big thing that helps me hold a language in my head is limited semantics. You don’t get much more limited than Forth!
The ethos at the heart of Forth is clearly articulated by its inventor,
The concept that programming is something that you need special education to do is not right. It is something that is promoted by the priesthood.
— Chuck Moore
Hold those horses…I’m in love!; RetroForth
Readers of this blog will have seen me talk about Retro before…while it makes no sense as a forever language…here I am…I’m stricken…I’m totally lovesick for it. It is tiny, it is portable, it is well documented, it assumes literate programming as the norm!
That’s a mighty nice little vm you’ve got there; Uxntal
Like Forth, this is another system that strives to be pretty much completely understandable. A system that can be held in 1 person’s head…it also offers everything you need to make little graphical programs and games.
Again, this was me going off the deep end a little bit.
What if I wanted a job though?; C, C++, Go, Java, Kotlin, and Swift
Blergh — remember when I said that SmallTalk broke me? Yeah, that broken-ness really comes to rear its head when I try to use these gigantic enterprise languages that have terrible tooling (Go, C, and C++ are almost passable, but Kotlin and Swift are laughable).
I also once upon a time tried Rust but it literally melted a component on my laptop so I gave up.
Fuck it! Those are no fun! Go go gadget make your own programming language!; Guava
I mean…did I really make my own programming language? No. But, Guava does carry with it a lot of what I’ve liked about other languages along the way.
So, where next? What next? I’m a habitual breadth over depth kinda person. I wanna say it is time to go deep on one language…but…who knows!?